Your classic backwards BJ. After she lost weight, her dick got really long.
Before she lost weight, she could do this!
If You See Something, Say Something
June 24, 2011
Classic Weight Loss Subway Poster Pranks
June 23, 2011
Old Hipsters or Young Idiots?
It’s hard to tell by the grey hair, but this woman is actually in her late 20s/early 30s. This is the frightening trend I’ve been talking about going on with young women in hipsterville.
Either that or several women have found the fountain of youth that turns you into a young Williamsburg hipster except for your hair!
June 23, 2011
The Upright Citizens Brigade Loves “Harold” Square
How did that tiny UCB sticker get on the wall across the tracks???
February 3, 2011
New York’s Hottest Night Club is Track Lube
New York’s hottest night club is Track Lube! They’ve got…
http://www.hulu.com/watch/144710/saturday-night-live-update-stefon
(Apparently my iPhone can’t take a non-blurry photo. Thanks Paul Stephan for the hot tip.)
January 28, 2011
Ghostbusters!
This photo has not been enhanced. There was actually a green liquid on the train tracks AS neon as the liquid in ghostbusters. Who you gonna call?
January 27, 2011
In An Emergency, Do NOT Pull the Emergency Cord
It’s hard to read, but in “Fire”, “Medical”, and “Police” columns, the first line is “Do not pull the emergency cord”. I can’t think of any other type of emergency that could be encountered on the train. When SHOULD people use the emergency cord? Apparently never.
January 27, 2011
Dirty Dancing and Dirty Haircuts
Apparently Patrick Swayze gets his hair cut at this salon down in the 42nd street/8th ave station and has been since the 80s. They have his picture to prove it. Also, maybe Lisa from Saved by the Bell…it’s hard to see.
Forget all these fancy NYC salons giving modern haircuts…if you want to look like your parents did in the 90s, go here!
January 10, 2011
For Foreign Tourists to Sample “Authentic” Dallas Cuisine I Guess
Ironically, the WORST BBQ in NYC. Dallas Jones BBQ, on the other hand, is delicious.
These subway ads always make me feel embarrassed to be from Dallas.
January 9, 2011
Hold That Thought
It’s annoying when other people do this yet everybody does it.
It’s usually some asshole who looks like this. Check out that face. What a douche!
January 8, 2011
South Park is the Only Truth I Know
Oh really? ANOTHER pan flute band?
Watch this South Park episode:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s12e10-pandemic
January 8, 2011
Classic Subway Ad “Graffiti
I have so many questions. What the fuck is a Dick Chicken? Who has stickers with that printed on there…3 times in a row? Classic.
December 21, 2010
Cowabunga
It’s difficult to see, but this person is riding on the outside of the train.
1. Why would anyone try to do that? If I was going to ride on the outside of the train it would be between cars where there’s room to stand, not hanging off the door. (Sadly, I think this ad exists because some idiot DID try to do it. I can’t imagine.)
2. Really? A surfing reference? I don’t think anyone who would do this would think of it that way. Not really a “hang 10” kind of atmosphere on the platform…
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke4sioh8tBw
(Sorry, I’m relying on my iPhone 3G to take my pictures for now. One day I’ll get a better camera to make this site a little less amateur.)
December 20, 2010
New York, Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of
The photo and genius I credit to Adam Szymanowski. Incredible catch!
If you’re going to nap on the train, don’t do so right below an ad like this. As if we didn’t already know what she was dreaming about…
Adam did mention that as soon as he took the picture, she woke up and was very aware that he’d just taken a picture of her. It was worth it. Thank you, Adam, for allowing me to include!!
December 17, 2010
Queef It To Yourself
Subway station ad…notice anything funny?
IHMDJ? …”I Hate My Day Job” I assume. Excellent sticker placement!
December 17, 2010
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